A hot secretary came angrily out Of boss cabin. Her colleague asked: What Happened? You went inside in a happy mood. She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said absolutely free. That bastard gave me 45 pages to type!
A man to friend, Guess how many
Coins I have in my pocket?
Friend, if I guess right u give me 1?
Man: dude I will give both of them
At the scene of an accident
A man was crying: o God!
I have lost my hand, Oh!
Pappu: control yourself. Don’t cry. See that
Man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Munna goes to a restaurant
And his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised munna: baby I am fine but
How did you know where I was?